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By Mae Slater on
 August 24, 2024

Mainstream Media Fixating On J.D. Vance’s Hairstyle, Refuses To Address Policies

During a recent campaign stop in Georgia, Vice Presidential nominee J.D. Vance became the center of attention—not for his political message, but for his noticeably unkempt and oddly styled hair.

The unusual appearance sparked immediate discussion among media outlets like Esquire, with social media and hairstyling experts weighing in on the cause of the unconventional look.

Vance's hair at the campaign event led to speculation that the Ohio Senator might have had a mishap at the barber, or perhaps attempted to cut his hair himself.

At a donut shop in Georgia, where Vance was rallying support for his ticket, his hair appeared disheveled and out of sync with his usual polished appearance.

The stark contrast in the style of his hair raised eyebrows among those in attendance and quickly made its way to social media platforms. Rob DenBleyker, a user on Twitter, was among the first to comment on the situation, noting the oddity of Vance’s appearance.

Hairstylists Offer Theories on Vance's Hair

As the discussion grew, professional hairstylists began to offer their theories on what might have gone wrong.

Kevin Baker, a hairstylist from Tampa, Florida, remarked that Vance’s hair bore an uncanny resemblance to a poorly placed toupee. “It looks like someone just plopped a toupee on top of his head,” Baker said, suggesting that the haircut might have been the result of an unskilled barber.

The situation was further analyzed by an anonymous barber, who speculated that Vance might have attempted a do-it-yourself (DIY) haircut, which could explain the disheveled look.

“That’s someone who thought ‘something is better than nothing,’ which is obviously incorrect,” the anonymous barber commented, highlighting the potential pitfalls of an impromptu or rushed haircut.

There is also speculation that Vance, known for his frugality, may avoid spending money on high-end haircuts, opting instead for less expensive options.

This decision, while cost-effective, could have led to the subpar results observed during his campaign stop. The anonymous barber emphasized the importance of proper vetting when selecting a barber, advising that skill and experience should not be overlooked, even when trying to save money.

Kevin Baker agreed, noting that good haircuts do not necessarily have to be expensive, but they do require a skilled professional. “Always ask to see the back,” Baker advised, stressing that a proper haircut involves attention to detail, particularly at the back of the head, which is often overlooked.

Lack of Styling Products Adds to the Problem

Another factor contributing to the criticism of Vance’s hairstyle was the apparent absence of any styling products.

The anonymous barber pointed out that there were no signs of product use, which could have enhanced the overall appearance of the haircut. “I don’t see signs of product at all,” the barber noted, adding that the application of hair products can significantly improve the final look, even if the haircut itself is less than perfect.

The barber further suggested that Vance, or whoever styled his hair, may have missed an essential step in the grooming process: applying product from the back to the front. This technique, the barber explained, ensures that the hair stays in place and looks more cohesive.

The unexpected focus on Vance's hair during his campaign stop serves as a reminder of the importance of personal grooming, especially for public figures.

While the condition of his hair might seem like a trivial matter, it has highlighted the broader issue of maintaining a polished appearance while on the campaign trail.

Vance’s unusual hairstyle has sparked discussions not only about the haircut itself but also about the broader implications of appearance in politics. In a world where image can sometimes overshadow substance, even minor details like a haircut can become the focal point of public discourse.

Written By:
Mae Slater

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